I was with my girlfriend Tuesday night (she's an architecture major at Auburn University), and because she's at studio working so much, she has no reason to pay for cable or internet.

As such, I am only now watching the acceptance speech. I've got to admit, this guy is pretty good. He's every bit as good a speaker as George W. Bush is a bad speaker. He was adamant. He was powerful. He roused passion with a mere lift of his voice. He made me cheer inside with that not red states or blue states but the United States of America line.

He showed his vast understanding of history since the Civil War, recounting all the things this 106 year old woman had been through in her lifetime. World War II. Civil rights. Women's rights.

He showed himself to be a great humanitarian. He gave us all hope in remaking the American dream into something worthwhile. He....

I'm sorry, excuse me while I vomit.